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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
What is the opposite personality type of someone with ASPD (antisocial personality disorder)?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
No, not a chance
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
Can AI render anti-virus software obsolete and unnecessary?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
What's your wildest & weirdest fantasy?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
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So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What are the best sunscreens for oily acne prone skin?
Still no good
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
Sed autem voluptatibus minima impedit officia ipsa.
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Is it helpful to justify the reason for a breakup when ending a relationship?
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.